Thursday, March 26, 2009

HOW DID SLANG BEGIN?


Slang is a variation of or addition to standard speech. If you stop to think of it, you will realize how many forms of slang there are.

For example, slang may be formed by compounding words (“low-down”)

Or by clipping words ( “pro,” “mike,” “pix” ) or abbreviation ( “O.K.” “snafu,” “q.t.” ), or onomatopoeia ( “boom,” “whiz,” “bang” ), or borrowing from foreign languages

( “pronto,” “savvy” ), or by analogy ( “Park your hat,” “He got pickled” ).


These various forms of slang arise for many reasons and under many different conditions. One of the most common ways is among people who belong to the same group. It might be the same trade, profession, hobby, age or social position. For example, students have their “lab” and their “gym.” Second-hand car dealers have their “creampuffs” (good cars) and their “dogs” (bad cars.) A waitress will say, “Drop two on,” when she orders poached eggs on toast.


But the same slang word in one group may mean something else to another group. In the underworld, “cat” doesn’t mean the same thing it does in the jazz world. Some social conditions tend to produce slang more easily. If there excitement, crowding or people have been suddenly assembled for a particular purpose (as in time of war), then a large number of slang words are formed. “Blitz,” “doodlebug,” and walkie-talkie” were slang expressions created in the last world war.


Sometimes one clever person may launch a new slang expression and it is picked up by a lot of people. In many cases, new expressions that were once considered slang have been accepted into the dictionary in time.


Among these are “bet,” “shabby,” “chap,” “cab,” and “kidnap.” Some words have lasted as slang for hundreds of years, as, for example, the word “booze.”



the microsoft file

By WENDY GOLDMAN ROHM

THE SECRET CASE AGAINST BILL GATES


AN INTIMATE ACCOUNT OF THE BIGGEST BUSINESS STORY OF THE DECADE.

Case Closed meets Barbarians at the Gate in this definitive account of the biggest business story of the decade: the case against Microsoft. Award-winning investigative reporter Wendy Rohm, who has been on the Gates case for over a decade, has created a brilliant inside look at the world's most powerful corporate leader.

The Microsoft File is an extraordinary fly-on-the-wall account of Microsoft’s intent to monopolize the computer industry. Wendy Goldman Rohm takes you to the inner sanctum of Microsoft, has you sit in on meetings between Microsoft and important customers and competitors, and looks at the struggles of the Federal Trade Commission and Department of Justice as they try to develop a strategy to counter one of the most serious charges of market manipulation since John D. Rockefeller and Standard Oil.

The Microsoft File is based on information from not one but many "Deep Throats," as well as internal documents that tell a story of:

• How Microsoft’s predatory marketing and pricing behavior belies its claims of fair competition.
• How Microsoft killed the market for a competitor’s operating system, a system that could have challenged MS-DOS.
• How bugging devices were found in the hotel room of a supposed business partner of Microsoft’s the day before a critical meeting with Microsoft.
• How Microsoft inserted hidden code in the beta version of Windows 3.1, creating fear in the marketplace that competing products would crash and adding a byte in the final version that was marketed so the hidden code wouldn’t appear on the screen.
• How close Apple came to discarding the Macintosh operating system for Windows, and the real reason why Bill Gates decided to invest some $250 million in Apple.
• How Microsoft, despite nondisclosure agreements, obtained and used technological secrets from competitors.
• How the biggest mergers in the software industry unfolded, blow-by-blow, as Microsoft’s competitors tried to survive the increasing power of the Gates juggernaut. Is Microsoft’s rise as the world's most powerful and successful company a classic example of the free market, as many Microsoft apologists contend?

Is its success, and the failure of other companies, the result of the creative destruction that makes capitalism so strong? The Microsoft File suggests that other forces were at work.

INSIDE THE MICROSOFT FILE

Three bugs
In the detectives upturned palm were three bugs. The man took out the bottle with black powder and a little brush. He dusted the three detectives carefully. No fingerprints were found

A Remarkable Turnaround
In little more than a year, [The German computer manufacturer] Vobis had been turned around from selling no MS-DOS and 100 percent DR-DOS to selling no DR-DOS and more than 90 percent of its computers with MS-DOS.

A False Diagnosis
“What the guy is supposed to do is feel uncomfortable and when he has bugs, suspect the problem is DR-DOS and then go out to buy MS-DOS or decide not to take the risk for the other machines in the office.”

Smile and Shoot
“If you are going to kill someone, there isn’t much reason to get all that work up about it and angry. You just pull the trigger. Angry discussions beforehand are a waste of time. We need to smile with Novell while we pull the trigger.”

Pearly Gates and His Sidekick
Noorda liked to refer the Microsoft chairman as Pearly Gates and [senior VP Steve] Ballmer as Em-Ballmer. That was because “one promises you heaven and the other prepares you for the grave.”

Being Like Mike
It’s no wonder that [other CEOs] were comparing doing business with Bill Gates to having a date with Mike Tyson.

Pocket Change for a Billionaire
[Attorney General Janet] Reno’s proposed fine of $1 million a day … was a joke to him. “Every two and a half hours 1 make a million!” Gates bragged.

Monday, March 23, 2009

BOYZONE



Boyzone are an Irish boy band who had popular mainstream success during the 1990s.

Formation

Boyzone was formed in 1993 through an advertisement calling for auditions to form a new all-male 'boy band' vocal group: 'the Irish Take That'. About 300 singers tried out and initially, seven were selected. They made their first appearance, only a day after being formed, on Ireland's top-rated Late Late Show dancing to a backing track before a somewhat bemused audience in a TV moment which has often been re-played to the embarrassment of the band members who later found fame.

Breakthrough

With some of the original members fading away and others being brought into the group, it took some time before Boyzone settled down into its most recognisable five-member line-up of Ronan 'Assmaster' Keating, Stephen Gately, Mikey Graham, Keith Duffy and Shane Lynch. David McKeever, one of the original band members, left the band citing musical differnces with Ronan Keating but it is believed that he was kicked out of the band in late 1993 after a bust up with Mikey Graham which is alleged to have involved two pool cues, a bag of oranges and 6 litres of homemade whiskey. They played through 1993 and in the early parts of 1994 all over Northern Ireland, mainly in pubs and clubs, before Polygram signed them up in 1994 and released the cover version of the Four Seasons' hit "Working My Way Back to You", featuring Graham and Gately on lead vocals. It reached No. 3 in the Irish Charts.

The release of their cover version of the classic Osmonds' hit, Love Me for a Reason, broke the British charts. The song hit No. 2 in the UK and was included in their 1995 hit debut album "Said and Done". The album reached the No. 1 spot in Ireland and the UK.

"A Different Beat"

The band's second album - A Different Beat - was released in 1996 and contained their first UK number one single, a cover of the Bee Gees' hit "Words". The album also contained the hit singles A Different Beat, "Isn't It a Wonder". Ronan Keating - who by now had emerged as the band's lead singer and front-man - won the Ivor Novello award for songwriting in 1997 for "Picture of You".

"Where We Belong"

Their third studio album, Where We Belong, was released in 1998 and featured Boyzone's writing abilities. It contained the hit singles "All That I Need" (which stayed for six weeks in the MTV Asia charts), "Baby Can I Hold You" (Tracy Chapman cover)and "No Matter What". Originally written for the Andrew Lloyd Webber stage musical Whistle Down the Wind, "No Matter What" was the group's best ever selling single and was voted Song of the Year, 1998. Since the song was also recorded by Meat Loaf the band shared stage with him to perform the song during his 1998 live concert in Dublin.



Sunday, March 22, 2009

Ask Baba Ali




He wanted to try something new and different: A Muslim Comedy.
The goal isn’t just to make his audience smile but more importantly get a message across by using the tool of humor.


http://www.askbabaali.com/

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Confusing... :S














































Your Mother!

Salute to all Mom's



My mother is a poem
I'll never be able to write,
though everything I write
is a poem to my mother.
~Sharon Doubiago

Friday, March 20, 2009







My PAKISTAN











See my country from my eyes!



Yes this is my country and I am proud of it!